When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno
"It’s not a contest about who has a higher tolerance for pain. However, if it were a contest, i would win."
Mark Bustos is a hair stylist at an upscale salon in New York City, but not all of his clientele have to be wealthy to get a quality trim. Sometimes, they don’t need a penny.
a story as old as time itself
The sass is strong in Disney.
The truly magical moments of Disney.
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
The Hobbit chapter by chapter: Chapter 2: Roast Mutton
Toothless playing in the grass (/^▽^)/.